Disney's "Frozen" and Madonna's "Frozen" are basically the same thing. (SPOILERS, especially in the links!)

Guys, you know how way back when that crazy mormon lady said Disney's "Frozen" sucked because it was indoctrinating kids with teh gay?

I just re-watched the movie on the airplane, and I'm going to agree with her, but only because the main moral of the movie ("love will thaw a frozen heart") is basically the premise of Madonna's song "Frozen" ("you're frozen when your heart's not open").

We all know Madonna is Official SpokesSinger/indoctrinator for teh gayz (see: white pimp outfit at this year's grammys while Queen Latifah was marrying gays). In short, is Madonna pissed?