Sunday, January 31, 2010

Best and Worst of 2010 Grammys

For those of you who missed it (since I clearly didn't want to work too hard on my homework):

Top 5 moments of the 2010 Grammys:

1. Beyonce breaking out Alanis' "You Oughta know" in the middle of "If I were a Boy"
2. LADY GAGA + ELTON JOHN.
3. Usher and Celine Dion (IRL) sing with Michael Jackson (recording)
4. Pink flies wet and naked Cirque de Soleil style above the Grammy crowd.
5. Jon Bon Jovi sings "Livin' on a Prayer," tribute to MTV's "Jersey Shore"

Worst moment of the Grammys:

Taylor Swift 'sings' with Stevie Nicks.

Are you watching the Grammys tonight?

2010 Grammy predictions:
  • Lady Gaga does something gay
  • Taylor Swift cries, potentially from sheer joy.
  • Beyonce: smokin' hot.
  • Everyone forgets we're not in the nineties anymore when we see Seal for the second time since "Kiss From a Rose" (we looked him up once since cuz Heidi Klum started Project Runway).
Any other predictions?

This is gonna be a great Grammys night. Let me just get my homework out.

Friday, January 29, 2010

WTF, Seattle? Part I. (Winter weather)

WTF, SEATTLE??? Why is it January and so warm? I mean, it is still gross that it rains a lot, but at least it's not frigid. You know what I saw today? Flowers. On newly blooming trees. In January. I also witnessed some girl run into the hospital in only her sports bra. IN JANUARY. I wore only a hoodie and was sweating (given, I was still walking at super-human speeds) in JANUARY.

(Weather.com image of Seattle's January 2010 weather)

Seattleites: You down with this? Non-Seattleites: Are you jealous?

Part I of things that are strange (not bad strange, just different) in Seattle.

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Boots omigod boots.

One of Seattle's most noticeable fashion statements has to do with its boot culture. Naturally, everyone wears boots all winter, because it rains all the m.f. time. There are surprisingly few people who wear this type of oh-so-popular rain boot:

Instead, a large portion of people embrace the fashion faux-pas that is the hiking boot:When I first arrived I only had the former pair of boots, which I never particularly felt comfortable wearing. Since this summer I've owned the second pair, which I wear all the time.

Why does it rain so much? The end.

Monday, January 11, 2010

fly like a wiseau.

Nothing new to post, despite the fact that it's a completely DIFFERENT YEAR. So, for old times' sake, some clips from "The Room" by Tommy Wiseau.



For those of you who aren't familiar with the film, the audio track is not off.