Sunday, February 8, 2015

In support of Beyonce at the Grammys, let's answer a poll.

I'm rooting for Beyonce, but her new (ok... it's not that new) single 7/11 still has me guessing.

Which of the following was the inspiration for Beyonce's 7/11?

Monday, February 2, 2015

DC Happy Hours Speed Date: GBD

GBD
7.5/10 on my bangin' scale
1323 Connecticut Ave NW

Deals: $3 drink specials (beer, wine, PUNCH!!!) A few food specials as well.

Atmosphere: Doughnuts meet chicken coop.

Food/Drink: Good beer list and full bar. Chicken--meh...portions are small and they charge you to try all the sauces. Doughnuts are atypical and delish.

Seating: Booths in the back, logjam near the bar in the middle, barstool seating at the front.

GBD Fried Chicken and Doughnuts on Urbanspoon

DC Happy Hours Speed Date: Black Jack

Black Jack
6.5/10 on my bangin' scale
1612 14th Street NW

Deals: A few beer/wine specials, and half off pizzas.

Atmosphere: Circus-themed. Bocce Courts.

Food/Drink: More cocktails than the bartender knows how to mix. Food portions are not huge.

Seating: Barstools across the bar, booths/tables in main area, barstools near bocce courts.

Black Jack on Urbanspoon

Thursday, December 18, 2014

I done turned Havana to Atlanta

I'm sure you've all heard that the U.S. is normalizing relations with Cuba. But the bigger question is, does this prove that the Illuminati are real, and that the new Pope, Jay Z, and Beyonce are key members?

Let's summarize the evidence:
  1. The POPE is in on negotiations. While this may not be that surprising from a political perspective, it's widely (I use this term loosely, but it was even on buzzfeed!) hypothesized that Pope Francis was elected pope because of his Illuminati ties.
  2. Beyonce and Jay-Z had a much hyped trip to Cuba in April 2013. Only a year and a half later, US is normalizing relations with Cuba. UNREAL.
  3. Jay-Z is the founder of ROCNATION sports, founded in 2013. Baseball talent in Cuba means he therefore has strong financial interests in Cuba.
  4. Jay-Z's song "Open Letter."
"Obama said, 'Chill. You gonna get me impeached.' "

Tuesday, November 11, 2014

This really makes me want to use American Century Investments... naaaaahhht





I got this in my email inbox today. I cannot believe it is real. Is this supposed to be appealing to women? Good for you! You're not meek and passive! Now give us all your dollars!

Gotta love those sexist ads geared towards women.

Sunday, October 12, 2014

Friday, October 3, 2014

Mean Wiseau

We went to AFI Silver Spring tonight to meet up with Greg Sestero on his book tour. DID YOU KNOW that in Tommy's first version of the script, Lisa's parting words (to Tommy's corpse) were, "Oh well! The insurance is paid up to 100,000 dollars."

Finally, my piece of comparative pop culture: