Food Scoring Guide.

Part 1 - Scoring System

I’m giving some of these places scores because I’ve been watching a lot of “Iron Chef” lately, and it looks like fun. The scale is going to be from 6-10 because everything I chose for the list is obviously above average. To help you convert these scores, I’ll use a bangin’ scale analogy. On the scale, you might give a six to Maggie Gyllenhaal. She’s obviously above average—she’s a movie star for God’s sake—but you know, you just couldn’t get that into “Dark Knight” because you couldn’t believe that Christian Bale and that other dude would fight over her (wink, wink, Kate). On the other hand, a ten would be a “Beautiful Liar” combo: hips, booty, and singing. Can’t get much better than that.

Please add to my guide, comment on it, yell at me because I’m wrong.