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Men's Free Skate: Drinking Game

Seattle Sun

sunny 
adjective
1. tons of sunshine: It was a sunny day at the beach.
2. Seattleite. Daytime when it is not raining: It was so sunny today. I didn't even need my hood.

Iz U Down (Low?)

 It took me til Tyga's verse to realize Kid Ink is not trying to woo a guy on the down low. (Or maybe Tyga and Kid Ink have different takes on the song?) Dang, I was so excited.

Friday is a good day

Oo oo ah Oo oo ah
yeah yeah yeah yeah...

ooh ahhh. ooh ahhhh...

Seven a.m., waking up in the morning
Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs

Just wakin up in the mornin gotta thank God
I don't know but today seems kinda odd
No barkin from the dog, no smog 

Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal

And momma cooked a breakfast with no hog
I got my grub on, but didn't pig out

Seein' everything, the time is goin'
Tickin' on and on, everybody's rushin'
Gotta get down to the bus stop
Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends
 
Finally got a call from a girl I wanna dig out
(Whassup?) Hooked it up for later as I hit the do'
Thinkin will I live, another twenty-fo'

Kickin' in the front seat
Sittin' in the back seat
Gotta make my mind up
Which seat can I take? 

I gotta go cause I got me a drop top
And if I hit the switch, I can make the ass drop
Had to stop, at a red light
Lookin in my mirror and not a jacker in sight
And everything is alright

It's Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday 

I got a beep from Kim, and she can fuck all night

Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin' down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend

Called up the homies and I'm askin y'all
Which park, are y'all playin basketball?
Get me on the court and I'm trouble
Last week fucked around and got a triple double
Freakin niggaz everyway like M.J.
I can't believe, today was a good day
 


 

Humanity, as told by Google Trends

I challenged my friend Kevin to find a person with a single jump larger than the 2008 Obama jump on Google trends.

He won. Here are some interesting results (click through if you can't see the embedded graph):



1. Michael Jackson's death > Obama.
2. Everyone Googled Sarah Palin during the 2008 election. She nearly eclipsed Britney's peak searchitude during Brit's 2006 divorce/meltdown.
3. Miley Cyrus twerking was more search-worthy than Obama's reelection.

Work Bitch: Grad School Edition.

You wanna graduation
You wanna dissertation
You wanna real vacation*
You better work, bitch

You wanna two bed condo
Sip wine from Carmignano
Look hot in a purple poncho
You better work, bitch

You wanna live nicer
Work a nine to fiver
Party with your adviser
You better work, bitch

(*meaning not at your parents' house.)

PS. Thanks to my grad school friends who helped out with this.