Dutch on a Mish Mosh

The Dutch on a Mish Mosh

Bagel Chateau
(9.5/10 on my bangin' scale.)

The Dutch (~$3.50), a favorite amongst exceedingly hung-over teens as well as Fatty McFattersons like myself, is a sandwich available at one of Westfield's most popular breakfast places. Eggs, potatoes, cheese, onions, and peppers on top of a toasted bagel of choice. Here, the sandwich is served on a "mish mosh" bagel, also known as an everything.

Get this delicious meal at Bagel Chateau, also known as "The Chat" (pronounced like the past tense of sh*t), on South Ave. While you're there, buy some more nom-alicious treats for your family (since it's so cheap), and eavesdrop on every person in the whole town. No need for high school reunions; you'll see that special someone you were too lazy to call and/or never wanted to see again.

Fun in Fall

It is a long standing tradition in my hometown of Westfield, NJ (the town where they filmed most of that old show Ed about the lawyer/bowler or something) for this one house on Dudley Avenue to put up awesome decorations on Christmas and Halloween. Behold:Unfortunately, there is a sign this year that informs visitors that this will be their last year decorating. Does anyone know why? Is it because of the electric bills in this economy? Is it because the family is downsizing from their ginormous house, also because of the economy? Have they lost all Halloween spirit??? Westfielders, let me know!

Also, what are you for Halloween this year?