JT + Jay-Z

It's no sexyback.Was this JT's wedding song?

http://countdown.justintimberlake.com/

Happy 2013

Did anyone notice some potential Illuminati influence at last night's time square ball drop?

BEYONCE IS WATCHING YOU.



Alternatively, she is reminding you about her song countdown, which a creative young boy copied for one of my personal favorite youtube vids of the year:

So Legit

Pink Friday: Roman Reloaded- The Re-Up

Nicki Minaj

7.5/10 on my bangin' scale

Nicki Minaj, apparently, is legit. She's a bitch. In fact, she yelled at my cuz on the radio only last week. But... I don't care. I love it. In her new album (well, kind of... she re-reloaded Roman in what she calls a "Re-Up"), Nicki Minaj flaunts her ego.

At her worst, Nicki "Va Va Voom"s in her teeny bopper track, and raps alongside singer/model Cassie in "The Boys." You gotta make money somehow. This must be Wayne's entrepreneurial influence.

Hands down, the best track on the "Re-Up" is "I'm Legit." In a single song, Nicki resurrects Ciara, gives shout outs to Sinead O'Connor and Harriet Tubman, and completely persuades me that she "is the shit, legit." She's an independent bitch ("like July fourth") who is in control of her own body (she's "on the pill" and does pilates). In this song, her style is bisected--she alternately raps like a metronomed robot and a slightly more refined version of the angry speed demon we came to love in Kanye's "Monster."

Nicki goes political in "I Endorse These Strippers." She pokes fun at the election and everyone who went apeshit when she supposedly endorsed Mitt Romney in that "Mercy" remix. And lesbihonest, the only reason this song is in the good column is because who doesn't want to sing, "oo, boobs boobs boobs boobs lotta boobs?"

"Freedom," "High School," and "Up In Flames" are also decent tracks on the "Re-Up." But, her self-importance shines again: what better way to show how legit great you are than to compare yourself to Jesus in the first line of "Freedom?"

Hello, Seattle. Did you mail in your ballots?

If you live in not Ohio, you still have reason to mail out your ballots (or head over to the polls if you're not a WA stater)!

Me: In Seattle we had the choice to:

1. approve or deny gay marriage

2. legalize or forbid casual marijuana consumption/possession

3. vote for democrat or socialist WA state senator

Shobs: Hello Seattle.

King County Voters' Guide: Vote Approved on Ref 74!

The King County voters guide may not-so-subtly be reminding lesbians-- who are more likely to vote in favor of Ref 74 (the gay marriage bill)-- to get their ballots. Check out the photo they have reminding you to call in if you haven't received your ballot yet:

That's right, WNBA PLAYERS. YES.

Conversations you have as a Curler.

Man on Bus: What's in that bag?
Me: A broom.
Man on Bus: Uh oh, you aren't a witch, are you?

That is a legitimate question to ask.