The Spurs Lost, so let's turn to the commentary of Game 7...

"Bosh is not able to get off of Duncan's body to be able to help on the penetration."

All Coming Back to Me

This never occurred to me before, but...is Celine Dion's hit "All Coming Back to Me Now" about her fond memories of being molested at age 12 by her future husband?

Via Wikipedia:

Dion first met her husband and manager, Rene Angelil in 1980, when she was 12 and he was 38, after she and her mother sent him a demo tape of a song they had written. They began a relationship in 1987, and became engaged in 1991.

 And the lyrics include gems such as:

There were moments of gold
and there were flashes of light.
There were things I'd never do again
but then they'd always seemed right.
There were nights of endless pleasure
It was more than any laws allow
Baby, baby...

MORE THAN ANY LAWS ALLOW???????