2010.

Screw resolutions. Make a treasure troll wish.
Also, 'Treasure Trolls: Search for the Wishstones Game' is really fun.

Dutch on a Mish Mosh

The Dutch on a Mish Mosh

Bagel Chateau
(9.5/10 on my bangin' scale.)

The Dutch (~$3.50), a favorite amongst exceedingly hung-over teens as well as Fatty McFattersons like myself, is a sandwich available at one of Westfield's most popular breakfast places. Eggs, potatoes, cheese, onions, and peppers on top of a toasted bagel of choice. Here, the sandwich is served on a "mish mosh" bagel, also known as an everything.

Get this delicious meal at Bagel Chateau, also known as "The Chat" (pronounced like the past tense of sh*t), on South Ave. While you're there, buy some more nom-alicious treats for your family (since it's so cheap), and eavesdrop on every person in the whole town. No need for high school reunions; you'll see that special someone you were too lazy to call and/or never wanted to see again.

Revelation.

Yesterday my sister sang Sublime's "What I got," while my mom thought she was attempting to sing the Beatles' "Lady Madonna." Then I realized they do sound almost exactly the same. So did Wikipedia, apparently.

Isaiah Thomas.

Tonight I went to my first ever UW men's basketball game. They played Portland University. UW crushed them 89-54.

The best part of the game is that they have Isaiah Thomas. No, not this guy:



The one who lost last week to Georgetown:

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And if you were wondering, his player bio says, he was "named after the former Indiana and NBA all-star guard Isiah Thomas when his father, James, lost a friendly wager on a Lakers vs. Pistons playoff game in 1989 ... the name was approved by his mother since she desired a biblical name."