Monday, March 2, 2009

Dow Closes Lower than Yesterday

Fear. Pain. Horror. (The kind GW invested in)

Seriously, that would be more informative than things like

Dow Falls Below 6,800; Lowest Close Since '97.

I mean, come on, was '97 so bad? Those were the golden Clinton years. Just a couple days ago we heard,

Dow Hits 12-Year Low; Bank Stocks Pounded.

Clearly scarier now that we're worse off than a couple days ago.

What would be your headline?

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

stock up on toilet paper and guns!!!
-b

LAudaP said...

I'm a fan of Tracy Morgan's idea to "TAKE ALL YOUR MONEY OUT THE BANK, AND PUT IT IN A HOLE IN YA MATTRESS." Sometimes I actually resist the urge to do that. I'm so patriotic.